The Magpie future
We’re always on the lookout for new ways to improve the Magpie, and we recently managed to secure the services of a business manager with an excellent reputation. He is Adolf Y Polaris, of AIST in the City. This addition to the Magpie team fills a crucial gap in terms of market awareness and customer focus. Here’s how he sets out his mission for the coming months:
As you are probably aware, the Magpie brand has recently transitioned into the current digital format, which I consider to be throughly fit for purpose, and I am pleased with the level of buy-in to the new deliverable from our core subscriber base.
Looking to proactively take our offering to the next level, I’ve come up with some broad-brush ideas for improving the magazine’s position in the marketplace. Based on the knowledge base built from similar ventures, it’s clear that there’s only one way to move to the next level, which is to parallelise.
My plan is therefore to look to supplement the existing product with daily Sudoku.
April 1st, 2008 at 7:38 am
Scientists at a nuclear power station in Wales have discovered that adding a protein compound to the rods used in nuclear fission produces hardened layers of hyperprotein that can be chipped off during routine cleaning. These chips contain more protein per gramme than any known food source.
Experts say that one day there may be fission chip shops on the high street.
April 1st, 2008 at 9:15 am
May All Gowks Participate In Earnest
April 6th, 2008 at 8:18 am
Sudoku? Surely a daily Quadratum would have been more appropriate - or not as the case may be!! Oyler.