When someone had the idea of making the Magpie an online magazine, it was only a matter of time before Chris’s glaring geekdom would beckon him into the fold. Chris is fluent in several languages, but can only communicate properly with computers.

Chris identifies strongly with Gareth Keenan, and uses the pseudonym Gareth when he sets puzzles, which is once [editor's note: now three times!].

The Magpie web site is Chris’s responsibility, which he’ll always try to evade. If it doesn’t work, try rebooting, then check your power supply.